Before I begin I’m asking you to not be mad at me for the title or what you’re about to read. I’m just having fun with this one. I’m happy to hear what you have to say about this one. J
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The safe word is “bailout”. Well that’s what they want you to believe. You know that the bailout fever has reached its climax when the porn industry is screaming “bailout”.
I guess this economic downturn is spanking everyone’s back pocket, including the porn industry. According to TMZ DVD sales has dropped 22%.
“With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind” according to Larry Flynt, Hustler Magazine.
They’re asking for a $5 Billion bailout from Congress. I guess they figured that since the American taxpayers has been getting *%$@ for the past 8 years it would hurt to try. Congress already bankrolled the ______s on Wall Street and the Financial Industry, the Auto Industry use to be their bottom girl and they got bailed out so why not porn.
I don’t think they’ll get the money, but either way Bush and that Dick Cheney have already been running a train on the American people for this long why not bailout the porn industry too, we’re already screwed.
Reference & Inspiration NY Daily News – 01/07/09 “Porn Kings Larry Flint & Joe Francis go Begging for a Bailout” Miami New Times – 01/07/09 “Porn Kings Want Some Barely Legal Bailout Action, Too”